Charlie Brooker has a special female friend.

Life. Over.

I think my favourite pub has closed down.

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In protest of the fact that neon is suddenly in fashion, I'm wearing all black today.


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Bill Bailey is the latest in a long line of people who have gone to Dublin since I moved here.

People of the world, I hate you all.

OH MY GOD I HATE PACKING.

AND I CAN'T FIT ESSENTIAL STUFF.

LIKE...

SAILOR TOP
AND SAILOR JACKET
AND LEOPARD PRINT FUR COAT
AND SILVER BOOTS
AND MENS SHIRTS
AND MORE TROUSERS
AND
AND
AND

OH FFS.

THIS IS SO STRESSFUL.

My check-in case weigh more than me. Well, it weighs like 19kg. And I'm bringing a big cabin bag as well. I'm going to keel over and die.

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OH I am having such dramz with my passport. I won't go into it now because I'll get worked up again but I just remembered that I've to be up early again tomorrow morning to fucking get more pictures taken (with 6 more quid I don't have) and get them signed in the Garda station again and go into the passport office and give them 80 fucking quid that ( Read more... )